AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERDS RULE!

MINIATURE AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERDS RULE!

*  The Mini Aussie is never permitted in the house

*  The Mini Aussie stays outside in the specially built wooden compartment named for a very good reason, the dog house.
          * OK, the Mini Aussie can enter the house but only for short visits or if the dog house is under renovations
          * OK, the Mini Aussie can stay in the house on a permanent basis provided the dog house can be sold in a garage sale to a rookie dog owner.

*  Inside the house, the Mini Aussie is not allowed to run free and is confined to a comfortable, but secure dog cage.
          * OK, the cage becomes part of a "two for one" deal inthe garage sale and the Mini Aussie has free reign.

*  The Mini Aussie is never allowed on the furniture.
           * OK, the Mini Aussie can get up on the old furntiture, but not the new furniture.
           * OK, the Mini Aussie can get up on the new furniture until it looks like the old furniture and then sell the whole works at the garage sale and buy
                        new furniture on which the mini aussie will most definetly not be allowed.

*  The Mini Aussie never sleeps on the bed. Period.
           * OK, the Mini Aussie can sleep at the foot of the bed.
           * OK, the Mini Aussie can sleep along side of you but is never allowed under the covers.
           * OK, humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the Mini Aussie.

REMEMBER

In any and all household interactions or disputes...
THE MINIATURE AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD RULES!